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Saturday, November 01, 2008

Dead Gorgeous

So why would any photographer want to take pictures of women, dead or alive, if they could take them of Mr D'Onofrio instead?

Not to mention, of his hands.

Let's not forget his butt.

Then there's always the stubble.

"Have you seen these pictures of Val?"

Secret butt photo.

What about those shoulders, eh?

How handsome is he?

I love the quiff.

"Smile, Vixens."

Oh, look, secret butt shot.

Just let me release that wedgie for you, baby.

"I'm so embarrassed."

"How can I ever face my fans again?"

"I'll have to sit here on my own in shame."

"You see, if you'd reached up into that vent like you were supposed to,
I'd never have made such a spectacle of myself."

Don't worry, Dearheart, we love the pictures. We want MORE!
(If you want more, just nip over to Team 13 Projects for a little bonus.)

Friday, October 31, 2008

Attachment Disorder

I haz it.

I think the stubbly early scenes in Semi-Detached are some of the sexiest of all, with Bobby at his absolute handsomest.

On the other hand, when he shaves for Nelda, they are some of the sexiest scenes of all, with Bobby at his absolute handsomest.
Just look at that stubble.

Hallmark have shots from this brief sequence as part of their trailer.
No surprise there.

Just look at that baby-smooth face.

Now the stubble's on its way back...

..and that neck is just begging for a kiss.


If you make comments on some of my older posts, I may miss them, because most of your comments are currently not arriving in my inbox.

However, if you want to know if the man the singer and I had in common looked like VDO, this is what he looks like now, according to Google.

Back then he was 24. He had hair. Now he's at least 50.

And I do NOT like bald.

I won't publish his name in case he has a Google Alert out on himself.

By the way, I haven't had a Google Alert on Vincent for a couple of days. Is it part of the same problem, or is no-one getting them?

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Finally I have time to deal with JoJo's ( ) memes.

Number 1

Where would you have your 8 homes, if you were as insanely rich as the McCains?
List them. You don’t have to list your reasons, but if you do at least for a few of them, it would be more fun. And remember that the only rule is: the homes must be within the borders of the United States of America or else, within the borders of the country you live in, so as to utterly emulate the McCains. When you’re done, tag 8 people, so that they may join in the self-indulgence, forgetting about the crappy property market and the equivalent of The End of Pompeii on Wall-Street. You could spend your time hammering your doors and windows shut in preparation for the apocalypse instead, but it would be much less fun.

As Britain is much smaller than the US, and already live in London, which I grew up believing was the centre of the univers, I have only come up with 3 places.

Blogger's playing silly b**s so they are out of sequence.

The Weald of Kent is a picturesque hilly paradise full of lots of amazing places to live. Unfortunately, as I hate driving up steep hills, and it is very hilly, and I don't like drivin along narrow country lanes at the permitted speeds (far too high IMHO) I wouldn't really enjoy it once I got there.
The New Forest. Beautiful, unspoiled (except for the tourists - well it is a National Park) and full of wildlife, including the New Forest ponies, it is idyllic. It's aso not far from the sea.

Lancaster. This is the nearest town to my old Alma Mater. It is civilised in the old fashioned sense of the word. People are friendly. It is steeped in history. New buildings must be in the local stone to fit in with the old town. And it has the best tea and coffee shop I've ever found.

Number 2

Link to your tagger and list these rules on your blog.*
Share 6 / 7 facts about yourself on your blog - some random, some weird.*
Tag 6/ 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blog.*
Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
Random Facts About Me
1. I was once selected to ask a question on the national TV programme Question Time. Seconds before they got to me, someone on the team answered the question I was about to put. Er...
2. Age 15 I played Kate Hardcastle in the school production of She Stoops to Conquer. At one point I was supposed to stand at the front of the stage facing the audience pretending to cry, and pluck a hankie from my cleavage to mop my eyes. The hankie had slipped down out of reach, and I was left groping around my bosom in front of everyone.
3. When I beat a young woman of my acquaintance in the opera class of a music festival, I congratulated myself that I would be able to brag about it when she was a famous professional singer. She became a professional singer, but she never became famous.
4. The same young woman went out with a male singer I had been out with - older than her, but younger than me (I had a toy boy!) He was a womanising waste of space. Luckily she married someone else.
5. In 1972, students at my university went on academic strike because of the way the powers-that-be treated a lecturer known to be a member of the Communist Party. We were on the TV news every night for a week. I took part in the occupation of the administration building. We all managed to make long phone calls home from the switchboard before it occurred to anyone in authority to divert the line.
6. I steered a 50-seater coach along the M6 motorway several years before I ever drove a car. I was the courier on the university bus to London, and knew the drivers well. Mad Jack aasked me to sit beside him and put my hands on the wheel. Then he took his away...
Whom shall I tag? Mmm. Goddessdster, BASRIC, Fuzzytweetie, Fenwayspal and Aprilspring.

Eat Me Up

Consumed is a strange episode. Bobby's back seems to be in evidence quite a lot.

And his front - complete with tubby tum...

...and Goren Groin.

Gasps with lust.

You are such an exhibitionist, Bobby!


"Yes, I do take Size 13 - what size are yours?"


"I wanna hold your hand."

"Now give us a kiss."

"That's better."


The Human Wall.

"A few press-ups and I'll be ready for action."

I'm ready too, baby!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Definitely NOT Bobby

With his goatee, his deliciously tubby tum, and his hot boy kissing, he is far removed from our Bobby, but with USA playing silly b*******s we may have to rely on older stuff for a while longer. So here's some Tony Randazzo to be going on with.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008


I've redone my Zoo Babies post, and anyone who likes the critters would be well-advised to have another look - the pictures are MUCH bigger and clearer. And cuter.

News today of note: British Petroleum (BP) in the last quarter made a profit 148% higher than for the same period last year.

So no profiteering there then.

Doctor Death

"Look, you have some egg on your tie."

"OK, if you're going to be like that, I'll mind my own business in future.

Lucky car.

Look how his eyes sparkle when he's having fun. That's more than acting.

He offers us his neck so often, he must want us to kiss it.

Just look at the length of those legs.

I wonder if his healthy appetite is only for food ;)

I feel your contempt, Bobby.
It makes me want to jump on you.

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