Let's not forget his butt.
Then there's always the stubble.
"Have you seen these pictures of Val?"
Secret butt photo.
What about those shoulders, eh?
How handsome is he?
I love the quiff.
Oh, look, secret butt shot.
Just let me release that wedgie for you, baby.
"I'm so embarrassed."
"How can I ever face my fans again?"
"I'll have to sit here on my own in shame."
"You see, if you'd reached up into that vent like you were supposed to,
I'd never have made such a spectacle of myself."
Don't worry, Dearheart, we love the pictures. We want MORE!
(If you want more, just nip over to Team 13 Projects http://jazzylin.blogspot.com/ for a little bonus.)