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Saturday, June 24, 2006

Enough of the history lesson...

... I need some Bobby smiles.

Palace of Versailles

The Hall of Mirrors.

The Grand Trianon.

The Palace and Gardens.

Part of the Palace reflected in one of the water features.

Louis XIV of France wanted to build a palace fit for an Absolute Monarch. The result was Versailles. It had a theatre as well as a chapel, and in the grounds a lake to rival Hampton Courts. There was also a pair of smaller palaces, the Grand Trianon for the King and the Petit Trianon for the Queen. The gardens were full of water features, but there wasn't enough water to run them all at once, so the gardeners would run around frantically trying to anticipate where the King would go on his walks, and turn fountains on and off as he went.

The Hall of Mirrors has been the scene of treaties and important international meetings over the centuries.

Louis XVI's wife, the notorious Marie Antoinette, spent much of her life playing at being a shepherdess. She would drive her flock of sheep across a rustic bridge to a small hamlet built near her small palace, where there remain all sorts of little thatched buildings, including a mill.

Versailles or Hampton Court? Versailles is a composition of the Seventeenth and Eighteenth Centuries, with more of an overall conception. Hampton Court is the result of innumerable additions (and subtractions) over hundreds of years.

Hampton Court Palace

Built bu Cardinal Thomas Wolsey in the early 16th century, Hampton Court soon had to be handed over to Henry VIII, who jealous of the project.

It was developed over the next couple of hundred years, in the styles of the various eras.

Under WIlliam and Mary Sir Christopher Wren supervised some further development, and the Tudor and Stuart wings make this a palace of many faces.

The Palace used to contain "grace and favour" appartments, where retired ladies-in-waiting and other distressed gentry could live. One batty old bag would only use candles and, yes, you've guessed it, she managed to set fire to the place. The repair and renovation took years, but in the process some lost features, such as the King's Privy Garden, were rediscovered and have now been reinstated. Sadly, though, many works of art were lost of damaged. The madwoman was the only human casualty.
The Tudor West Front.

The East Front. The conical trees are VERY overgrown topiary.

One of the many courtyards.

A close-up of the West Front portico. Don't know who circled themselves.

A bird's eye view of part of the palace.

The Astronomical Clock. It only has an hour hand.

The Tudor Kitchens.

Wren's South Front.

Goren at the Rubber Factory

"Whoever thought this rigid condom would fit me - it's a bit too long, but nowhere near thick enough."

Friday, June 23, 2006

Three Churches in Deptford, South East London

St Nicholas '

St Paul's

St Luke's

St Nick's has a memorial to Peter The Great, Tsar of Russia, who, in the 17th century, lived nearby with the diarist John Evelyn at his posh house, Sayes Court. He famously wrecked the hedges by having himself pushed through them in a wheelbarrow! (He was 6'7" so he would have made a big impression...) He came to Deptford to learn the art of shipbuilding. It was an important place back then. Elizabeth I knighted Walter Raleigh there. The playwright Christopher Marlowe was murdered in The Globe Tavern in what is now known as Evelyn Street. My school was part founded by shipbuilder John Addey, a man who was instrumental in bringing Peter to London, so we used to hold Founder's Day services in St Nick's.

St Paul's was built in the early 1700s by Thomas Archer and was described by the poet John Betjeman as "a pearl in the heart of Deptford". It is a truly elegant church, and puts to shame some of the lumpier examples from the same period that you can also see on a trip on the Docklands Light Railway. I was baptised in St Paul's in 1953. A few years ago I returned to sing at a wedding there.

St Luke's is a more pedestrian Victorian offering. It's back-to-front, with the apse facing the street. It's like going in by the back door. Three generations of my family married in the church, going back 100 years.

I needed some lovin' - or maybe some tongue

BLogger's duplicating pictures again. I wish they could duplicate Vincent.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

The Cutty Sark again

There's going to be a big restoration on the ship before it rots away. By the time everyone agrees what's best it will probably have dissolved.

Blogger is playing silly games

Here am I, trying to do one of my educational posts, and blogger will only post this photo. Over and over again, no matter which one I highlight. I want to give you the Cutty Sark, a tea clipper in dry dock in Greenwich (the home of the zero degrees meridian). It's nearly 140 years old, and was once the fastest vessel doing the tea run from the east.

This is the prow of the ship with its figurehead. Cutty Sark is a character from a Robbie Burns poem.

I'l try later to get some more pictures to post.

Bill, Ben and Mitzi

They just revived a children's TV programme called Bill and Ben The Flowerpot Men. Mitzi thought she'd audition for a part in the new series.

It's new to me

Google found me some pictures I'd not seen before, or at least never had the opportunity to save. I thought I'd share them with everyone.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006


Yes, I'm sure Vincent is, too. But I'm talking about this lovely lemur's magnificent tail. I'd love to have a tail like that. Human beings are so deprived.

Ann said I would get smutty

Bobby call other officers over to look at the woman in a short skirt he's just spotted on the fire escape.

Bobby describes Val's most prominent features

And they were so big, I couldn't fit BOTH my hands round them.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Eltham Palace

There has been a royal building on this site going back for more than 600 years. The bridge leading to it is in part 14th century. For several hundred of those years all that survived was the medieval Great Hall. In the 1930s the Courtaulds, of textile manufacturing fame, were allowed to build an Art Deco house on to the Hall, which became part of their new home.

The new house is not the prettiest 1930s place you'll ever see - on the outside. Inside it is glorious, with woods used to magnificent effect, and all sorts of mod cons, like a central vacuum cleaning system and piped music.

After the war the Courtaulds left to go to South Africa, and gave the Palace to the Army, which housed its education department there for the next 50 years or so. It was then handed back to the nation, and English Heritage set about restoring it. It is now a very popular place to visit, both for its fabulous interiors and its gorgeous grounds, where some portions of the old Tudor palace walls can still be seen. There's a great little restaurant where you are served by "nippies", a type of waitress found in Lyons Tea Rooms from the pre-war period right into my lifetime.

If you ever have the chance, go and visit. Eltham is a south eastern suburb of London.

Part of the garden and the new house, with a portion of Tudor red brick wall and medieval stone wall.
The exterior of the medieval Great Hall. The palace was well known to Henry VIII and the first Elizabeth.
The hammer-beam roof in the Great Hall.
The inside of the dining room doors.
The dining room fireplace.
Replica furniture in the dining room
Virginia Courtauld's bedroom.
Ginny's bath.
The entrance hall, with marquetry scenes leading from the doors to the staircases.

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