Elton

Beautiful, sad, sexy.

As you "axed" me...

A clearer view of the axe in Vincent's character's chest:

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The End.

Well, there is some more film, but no more Vincent.

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Axe in the chest, anyone?

The London Underground Map

Anyone who's braved the London Underground will be familiar with the underground map. It's stylish and geometric, but it bears no resemblance to the geography above. This wasn't always the case. At first, the tube map was as if superimposed ona a map of central London, just like the Paris Metro.

In 1931 a man called Harry Beck started to play around with the map, and though there have been departures in between, his basic idea of using no angle less than 45 degrees persists, making this huge, complex and still expanding network comprehensible in a way that spaghetti on a street map would not.

I'm hoping it will get bigger if you click on it...

Tit, Tit, Hooray!

Today I went to the hospital breast clinic to enquire about having my boobs reduced. Since many of those waiting were fearful of cancer diagnoses, I was feeling fortunate. By the time I left I was smiling.

There would not be days in hospital, just an overnight stay, and no need for immobility, just a firm sports-style bra.

To get this done under the NHS you must first convince the specialist that it is needed for health reasons (just ask my shoulders, they'll convince anyone!) This doctor was not difficult to convince.

But the system to pay for this has changed. It used to be a Primary Care Trust that had to agree, and they often declined because it is usually seen as a cosmetic procedure. Now GPs hold the funds, and as my GP referred me, I can't imagine I'll be turned down. I hope.

Being as my nipples have, as the doctor said, "gone south" they will have to be repositioned, and there may be some resultant necrosis. (Hell, leave the bastards off altogether for all I care!)

The closest I could find of a likeness to my own boobs online was the "before" picture below, though mine are bigger. I hope the "after" will be even smaller - B cup, maybe?

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Here comes the Fire.

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Out-tough-guying Bruce Willis.

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Nasty and jubilant.

I think we need a study of whether the tats are on his skin or a fake skin has been applied. Can't see any chest hair.