All Wild Hair and Stubble

When it's on TV (which is often) it gets a 5* rating. Only one part of it gets that from me. Guess which part!

OK, this is part of the part that gets 5* from me...

Good News and Bad News

After missing the birth of Mjukuu's baby, I went back to London Zoo last Friday (the first time I've ever been three twice in one week) to try and see her. When I first arrived (the earliest I've ever got there) the queue wasn't too long, but I went back twice during the day to try and get a better look, and the queue was longer each time.It was very difficult to see the baby, as Mjukuu kept her distance from the watching crowds, but it was possible to make out tiny hands and feet, and the little 3-day-old head of the new baby.




That was the good news. The bad news is that Abi, the lioness who had cubs last year, came into heat and conceived again in a way that would not happen in the wild while a lioness is still caring for her young. The cubs - three little girls, which would have been a great boon to the conservation programme - didn't make it, as she neglected them in favour of her 18-month-old son and daughter.

She has become aggressive towards her mate, Lucifer, and he has been separated off till she comes into season again. They are going to keep her daughter for a while longer (but give her a contraceptive implant so that dad can't breed from her) but the son is to go to a collection in Poland. Then, with luck, the next time round there will be a successful breeding.

Though to be honest, the way she was behaving around her cubs, especially the boy, I'd say she might have come into season again already.

Meanwhile, Lucifer is not happy with being apart from the family, though I think his pacing might have something to do with the fact that he knows Abi's ready, willing and able.

A Winner in my book

Not the greatest film ever made, and Vincent's wig/hairdo is the worst ever but poor innocent Philip is such a gullible dupe, and Vincent plays him so believably it makes up for everything.

As for the fully-clothed sex scene, well, who thought the Python was that high up his body?




Hello Python!

Can anyone help Jenni?

Those of us who get the Google Alerts for our beloved will have seen a post by a lady called Jenni who mentioned being two V-movies short. I asked her what they are and said there was bound to be a V-Vixen who could help her out.

The poor darling doesn't have Guy or Naked Tango! How can she live without them? Please, US Vixens, can you help her out with a home-made or burned copy? Or perhaps someone has them available for download?

I think this counts as an emergency!

BBC Plea

In his interview about his recent radio play, Vincent mentioned having recorded some radio plays for the BBC. Of course, everyone wants to know what and when, and we British Vixens are the most obvious poeple to turn to.

Diane has emailed the BBC, and I have sent an email to the "You Ask Us" section of their listing magazine:

In a recent interview, actor Vincent D'Onofrio mentioned that he had recorded some radio plays for the BBC. Fellow fans from across the world have been asking us Brits what and when they were, but we have no idea. The best we can guess is that it was in the mid-1980s when he was in the UK for 13 months while filming Full Metal Jacket for Stanley Kubrick.

Can you please put us out of our misery - and perhaps rebroadcast them for his adoring fans?

Here's hoping one of us gets some joy.

Whitney or Ashton?

Sweet and gentle or cold and hard?

I'll take him either way!

Does Size Matter?

We all dream of Vincent having a HUGE appendage, rather like the one he gestured towards here:

But really, if he was this well-endowed, wouldn't sex with him be an extremely painful experience? I think I'd be too scared to enjoy myself.

He's given us plenty of hints over the years that he knows how to give pleasure both with his ample todger...


...and with those amazing fingers and that long, muscular tongue.

So Size 13 is a wonderful dream:

...and seems to be there for the taking...

...but I for one would be happy with almost any length (yes, almost, let's not be silly) as long as it's accompanied by a generous girth. And thank goodness the evidence of that is plentiful.

Just a quick question

I remember a series of posts JoJo did a while ago about the impossibility of getting things to stay suctioned to the wall in the shower. It's a problem I have periodically. My solution, fortunately, is much cheaper than hers, and it's quick and easy for me to replace the offending bottle-holding shelf if need be, thanks to a super-cheapo store just down the road that sells exactly the item I need.

However, before it becomes obvious that a new one is the only answer, there are usually weeks, or even months, when the suction cups keep failing and you have to stick the thing back up.

Of course, soon (but not immediately) after you put the bottles back on the shelf, at a time designed to give you the maximum shock (ie. in the middle of the quiet of night) the thing comes unstuck again and crashes down.

What I want to know is, given that the suction cups could not hold the shelf and contents in place, WHY THE HELL DO THEY STICK TO THE TILES HALF WAY DOWN THE WALL AND REFUSE TO COME FREE SO YOU CAN PUT THEM BACK WHERE THEY BELONG?

New Season 5 - Wrongful Life

I find this episode particularly tragic. I just want the brother to go free to look after his sister.










There are so many shots of the Stunt Claw* (copyright Diane) in this episodethat it was a relief to find the real thing.





Look how his nose turns up when he laughs!


Bobby, stop looking at Eames' tits!








Bobby shows off a nice bit of blue-shirted tum.


"OK, so Goldblum's is this big...


...Noth's is like this...


...and this is mine."











"OK, I admit it, mine is more like this. "

Barbarian!

Well, I wouldn't mind if he were - he can drag me off by the hair any time.

Massive "Aaaaaahhh!"

The day after my visit to London Zoo, Mjukuu gave birth to a son. He's the first gorilla to be born at the zoo in 20 years. "Aunties" Zaire and Effie were in attendance for the birth.

This incredibly sweet video shows her studying her baby unbelieving, and apparently totally in love with her new "toy".