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Sunday, October 31, 2010

Does Size Matter?

We all dream of Vincent having a HUGE appendage, rather like the one he gestured towards here:

But really, if he was this well-endowed, wouldn't sex with him be an extremely painful experience? I think I'd be too scared to enjoy myself.

He's given us plenty of hints over the years that he knows how to give pleasure both with his ample todger...


...and with those amazing fingers and that long, muscular tongue.


So Size 13 is a wonderful dream:



...and seems to be there for the taking...

...but I for one would be happy with almost any length (yes, almost, let's not be silly) as long as it's accompanied by a generous girth. And thank goodness the evidence of that is plentiful.

13 comments:

Tess said...

'Wide 9' sounds good to me....*blushing*

Diane said...

I'd like to volunteer to investigate!!!!

greeneyesbell1 said...

WOW!!!,what a way to start the morning,love the pics Val.Tess i agree with what you said and Val i also agree about the "girth" aspect to,hehe.;).oh yes,Happy Halloween...:)

fuzzytweetie said...

AMEN to that!!

"Todger", LOL

Ample is good enough for me. I'll take him no matter the size......(of his trick or treat bag. LOL)

potzina said...

You surpassed yourself! This porn post is excellent! Your "as long as it's accompanied by a generous girth" killed me ;)

Eliza said...

I think Tess said it best :-)

I can only put my giggling like a schoolgirl down to eating too many of the trick or treaters sweets

jazzy said...

Well, I'm a girl with certain demands.

JoJo said...

Yes, size does matter. And fortunately Vincent doesn't disappoint....

The only time you tell a guy size doesn't matter is when he has a small weiner and you don't wanna hurt his feelings.

Beverly said...
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SnarkAngel said...

LOL, JoJo! Sooooo true! And I don't think we have ANYTHING to worry about as far as our Vincent is concerned.

Beverly said...

Are you trying to burst the "size 13 bubble" Val? Have faith, believe in the thing that is unseen. All though scientific proof would be nice,and those pictures come damn close.
LOL, great post Val!

val said...

Don't worry, Bev, I don't doubt his endowment is formidable. But if it weren't, I think those hands and that tongue could keep me plenty satisfied :-D

Music Wench said...

Haven't been online much the last few days but this was a great surprise and just made my day. :-D

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