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Saturday, November 25, 2006

In Perfect Proportion

From the top of his head to the tips of his toes (specially mixed up by Blogger) he has no fault of scale.


He is the perfect height. Any taller would be too tall, any shorter would be run-of-the-mill. His head is just the perfect size for his height, and fits perfectly on those shoulders, which are rather wide, and therefore perfect and masculine. His tip-tilted nose is the perfect size and shape for his perfect face, and his lips, being full, are perfect. His long eyelashes are long, and therefore the perfect length for his perfectly-sized eyes. His stubble is exactly the perfect length.

His body and legs are in perfect proportion with each other. Some men have legs that are too long for their bodies and look like spiders. Some men have bodies that are too long for their legs, making them look like gorillas. Vincent's are exactly right and perfect. His feet and hands are large, strong and masculine, and are therefore perfect for the rest of him.

The overal effect of all this perfection is - perfect!

10 comments:

ann said...

did you know there are some of us (or maybe I'm on my own here) who love his........

................ mind

Nezumi said...

He's perfect in mind, body and soul.
I like that, "our Vincent" :o)

Lilly said...

Such a perfect discription of why we love him so. You express so exactly what we all believe. Haven't seen an inch of him that didn't seem perfect to me.

JoJo said...

I know I'd like to see a few more well concealed inches of his....

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val said...

Thank you Hoskeyapin, you are welcome here any time

JoJo said...

(what can you expect from someone who calls themselves "pee in shorts". Tell me, is that an Indian name?)

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Eliza said...

Perfect post,too!!

Thanks Val

Eliza xxxxx

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