Give us a hand, Bobby

The deliciously handsome and delectable Bobby Groin and his hands find A murderer Among Us. It was me, Bobby, swing your big pipe at me, please.

Pardon Me

I finally capped The Pardoner's Tale on the new computer. Strangely, I only seem to have got less than half the usual number of pictures out of it. I also did not get the dimensions of the pictures right and changed them after a few pictures, then the watermark came out too large and intrusive (it slightly obscures his bum, for goodness' sake!) I managed to upload it by copying the file from the new computer to the plug-in hard drive, then performed the same task to get it on to the old computer, where I did the old-fashioned Web Publishing Wizard job on it.

I am dedicated to my art.

No word from Photobucket as to why the ftp facility may not have worked.

If men could be Sirens...

...I'd answer Vincent's call.

The new computer is pretty much up and running. I wasted £10 on a call to the Orange support line to set up my internet connection - a service which seemed easy last year, but which this year means they keep repeating the same thing and ignoring what I tell them. I'm signing with Sky wireless, Orange can bugger off.

Then I managed to do it all by myself! Go and eat shit, support wankers.

Next problem was the ActiveX control was not allowing me to download the Adobe Flash Player I need to watch slideshows on Photobucket. So I disabled it! SUCKER!

Woohoo, I'm on a roll!

Next step is Cylerlink DVD and AnyDVD, then back to capping. This machine has a 17" screen, so Bobby should be in huge and glorious colour.

Speaking of whom, here is that promised Bobby (didn't bother with the slideshow after all).