Mis-Labeled

Has been Mis-Labelled.

On the DVD cover it is spelt the US way, with one "l". On the DVD menu it is spelt the UK way, with 2 "l"s.

Det. Goren is surprised to discover that he can tell the time.








The Detective poses for the 9 millionth shot for the most handsome man on the planet award.





There is a really scary dummy on the Ghost Train ride.





Goren struggles to keep awake and alert as applicant #7,254 auditions for the role of corpse.


Invisible cellphone.








"Mr Carver, I need you to prosecute the person who put this shirt and suit together."


The SIZE of those THIGHS.Sheer poetry.

Pas de Deux

For those who like to see Bobby dancing, this is THE episode.

I'd do ANYTHING with him backwards and in high heels, or frontwards and naked.







"This is the pose that will just KILL the Vixens."





Bobby looks bemused as the flooring man falls in love with him.


Even depressed Marjie manages to smile.











Eames is upset that Bobby got possession of the hat today.


Bobby checks the timetable of when he is supposed to F the Vixens.


No, sorry, too late to hide, we know where you are.





Bobby is so desperate for the loo, he is prepared to shoot his way in...


...and arrest the person holding up the queue.

















No, Bobby, you push me on to the table, not the table on to me.


Bobby and Donny don't quite get the arm wrestling right.


"Hey, you're taller than me. That's not allowed."


It's not the foot or the kick, it's where his groin ends up...


(Moans.)





This is so unfair.

Take a Break

Although I have capped the next episode (with more Dancing Bobby, as it's Pas de Deux) I wanted to give myself some leeway, with a busy week coming up. So, inspired by Eliza's version of Bobby's Girl, I thought I'd re-present mine for comparing and contrasting.

I used the Susan Maughan version of the song, and as it was very early in my movie-making career, it's pretty basic. But it's Bobby!

Unrequited

One of Bobby's best.

If he's not kneeling over a body at the start of an episode, Bobby's always rooting around.


I think I'd need oxygen after meeting Bobby. Or Vincent.











I couldn't even reach that light on tiptoe.





Bobby auditions for The Joker in the next Batman movie.





Det. Goren accidentally pushes over the set door jamb.


He blames God. Or maybe the people upstairs.





He forgets he's on camera and goes to pick his nose.





Tch, tch, tch, those nails are in need of a scrub again, darling.Or I could suck them for you...


OK, I accept your offer, you can use your tongue to refresh any part of me you choose.











Trying out for Mr Darcy with a wayward Regency curl.


Yes please.





Let's not forget Bobby's little dance.