My Turn

I've never been a great fan of snogging, whether in films/programmes or real-life public places. So how is it that even an all-boy snog like this can get me going if it has a Vincent in it?

Another Hunk

I defy even Vincent to beat these shoulders.

Hotel Paradise Remake

This is the scene before the female lead releases herself and chains up Vincent.

Lead roles are taken by Louis the orange winged amazon and Rio the golden-headed conure. The sex scene has been cut. (Rio likes her men well-hung).

And for the kids

Life continued to be good for the serval kitten. It chased flies and dead mice (they are not allowed to feed it live ones) and generally swept its way into the hearts of the observers, along with its brother/sister. Mum kept trying to control her naughty young, but they listened to her as much as you listen to your parents.

For all those mums out there

I bet you wish you could use this method to bring your recalcitrant offspring into line.

For the record, the serval kitten was out of the den again before its mother had even turned around.

How embarrassing...

Jaspa just can't bear my posting this photo of her. She's so ashamed that I mistook her for a boy and gave her a male name. Even though I've feminized the name, she's still embarrassed that she was not feminine enough as a tiny kitten to show that she deserved to be called Jade. It's the colour her eyes now are, but back then they were grey like her. Even the vet didn't notice the mistake till I took her fo be neutered!

Vincent Looking Hot

An oldie (not much actually) but a goodie. I wonder if the photographer asked him to give a sexy look or if he just decided to melt us all because he could? Weird-looking shirt, though. He may look hot ,but it looks too warm. I want to take it off for him.

Eye of the Tiger

Face to face with the world's fiercest carnivore, brave Val boldly snapped away, determined to catch the fearsome beast on camera.

Through the perspex window at London Zoo.

Tragedy

If she knew what was going to happen to him she would never let him go. I'm trying to get Season 6 so I can watch this episode again, but I found it very upsetting and almost unwatchable even before I got Vincent Fever.

Sad Stories

Photos are not loading today, so I'll have to make do with print.

I was tutoring a little boy with a (frequently) fatal disease today. He wanted me to help him write the next episode of a story he started with his previous tutor. It was called Sudden Death.

I didn't want to upset him by asking about his obsession with death. Next time I think I'll try to direct his creative talents towards an adventure story.

Bobby's Bloomer

This is the moment when Gorgeous Goren realized that he'd made a mistake and failed to lock up soulmate Val in his bedroom for hours of fun.

I have my eye on you

Sadly, Beano lost one eye to cancer when he was only 4. His adventures have twice featured in Your Cat magazine. I think he is Essence of Cat. He practically turns himself inside out when he greets you. He stands on tippy-toe to say hello and his white-tipped tail waves in the air like a flag. He is so full of enthusiasm for life and for being a cat.

The Best Room in the House

Beano can't bear not to sleep in the box, so when Mitzi got there first, he just had to squeeze in too.

The box suffered fatal injuries.

Plugging Vincent

Hard, long and full of passion - and that's just the kiss.

I tried to convert a colleague to Vincent today. For a first experience of him stills don't do it. I've come to the conclusion you have to see him in action. Preferably this kind of action.

It's a bird's life

Henry wanted to get in on the action. Pity you can't hear him chatting.

Hard Man

Shoot your weapon at me any time.

Amber

I've had this sinking feeling all day.

Being a baby Serval

Isn't life great? I wonder what mischief I can get up to?

What a hunk

There's supposed to be a great picture of Vincent at his hefty best, but it just won't load. We'll just have to imagine him sitting there in his black shirt and jeans looking as luscious as he knows how.

Oh, look, here it is. Just because I went on broadband today! But why the pixellation?

Watching Vincent

I have every episode of Law and Order Criminal Intent Seasons 1-3 recorded at least three times. I have Seasons 1 and 3 on DVD. I have a huge selection of his films on video and DVD.

So why is it that if a film or an episode of LOCI is on TV I have to watch it "live", or record it again to watch when I get home/get up?

More importantly, why is Season3 of LOCI still not available on DVD?