The Consoler - taster

After downloading, putting on to DVD, then starting to cap our latest treat, I find I've run out of time to finish the capping, watermark, then upload to Photobucket. I'm not very pleased with the caps either. They are not nearly as bright or clear as the episode as I watch it on Cyberlink PowerDVD. Don't know what's gone wrong. Any ideas, anyone?

Meanwhile, it seems we didn't miss much by way of reintroduction of our pair into the squad. Goren was of course magnificent thoughout, and Eames has clearly picked up some of his skills.

Gorgeous Gavin

Wendy tells me she has an electronic book short story set on a beach, with a hero called Gavin...hmm, wonder where that name came from!

I've just downloaded it, and think it will make suitable bedtime reading. You can download it just on to Adobe on your computer if you don't have a Kindle or other electronic reader.

Here's the link: http://www.portiadacosta.com/glint.html

At the bottom of the excerpt, there's a variety of links so you can get your preferred download method.

Don't forget to lay in extra tissues. No, not for your eyes.

Ruthless Rhyme

This one's my favourite.

Appreciation

Auntie, did you feel no pain

Falling from that willow tree?

Will you do it, please, again?

Cos my friend here didn't see.

Add to the pure selfishness of the rhyme - who knew they shortened "because" to "cos" over a hundred years ago?

Sleeping Beauties

I couldn't resist two of my lovelies as they basked in the sun.

First there was 15-year-old Beano, spark out on top of the chicken coop:

Then we have 17-year-old Jaspa, luxuriating in the warm conservatory (garden room), still looking like a sweet young thing:

Gotta love 'em.

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Bobby holds up the wall.

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Remember Undaunted Mettle? There's a classic half-turn by Bobby in the architect's office, just before he points with part of the model, that looks just like this:

Science Fiction Double Feature

When I went to that famous Late Night Double Feature Picture Show in the mid-late 1970s, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, paired with the super-lame Phantom of the Paradise, a few minutes after the appearance of the wonderful Tim Curry the guy behind's crunching of his popcorn slowed, then ceased altogether as with disbelief he uttered, "here, they're all a load of poofs"!

A few years later, I went to a Rocky Horror party. It remains the best and most memorable party I've ever been to.

I think it was there that I discovered that all across small-town America, the film was a cult classic that showed every weekend, with everyone dressed up in the appropriate gear, and singing and dancing along with the film. As far as I know, they still do. And who could blame them? I've only once been to a live performance of the musical, and it was a great experience.

So you can imagine how pleased I was to be watching an episode of Cold Case last night that I'd never seen before, in which a serial killer, played by the inimitable and ultra-talented Barry Bostwick, was about to be released, and the team needed to find an old murder outside his plea agreement so that he could continue to be held. And the murder they decided might be his - and probably his first - was wrapped up with this weekly cult of Rocky Horror.

Barry looked a bit like this in the programme,

but very mean and nasty.

But the end credits for the TV programme were done Rocky Horror style,

and they split the screen to show Barry as Brad.

It was such a treat. I must watch that movie again soon, and maybe go to the show if it turns up somewhere nearby.

And if you have never seen it - you must! Tim Curry the sexiest thing in fishnets, Meatloaf as the bike-riding Eddie, Susan Sarandon in the earliest stages of her stardom. If you liked Valentino, you'll love Frank'n'Furter.

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Towering talent.



I love to see him dominate a scene. We've seen from people's videos of the day's filming that they had to redo this bit a few times, with poor Kathryn standing outside in the rain with the brolly.

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With the long-suffering Rodgers.

A Literary Vixen

Those of you who are a little newer to VDO-land than others may not know about our Wendy, pen name Portia Da Costa, a British writer of erotic romances. She fell like the rest of us for the delicious Det Goren, and wrote a book featuring a character based on him:



It is EXTREMELY sexy and very well-written. And it is still on Amazon:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Entertaining-Mr-Stone-Black-Lace/dp/0352340290

I think it's also available as an e-book.

Wendy/Portia followed up her success with Suite Seventeen, which also has Mr Stone in, but the hero of the book is the incredibly sexy Valentino. No prizes for guessing where the inspiration for him came from! Though I do take credit for his lipstick, as I mentioned while Wendy was writing it that they'd used a strange orangey lipstick on Vincent when he was under-the-weather during Season 4.



It too is available from Amazon or on download:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Suite-Seventeen-Black-Portia-Costa/dp/0352341092

There are a couple of other short stories by Wendy inspired by our man. And unlike fanfiction, it's quality asured from a real published author!

You can look at her other literary achievements on her website, http://wendyportia.blogspot.com/

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Rolling out the carpet:

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Respect indeed. Great acting, interesting story, and our detectives right back on form.

There's a new Walk


Lots of our favourite expressions

















Bobby enjoying himself (and probably Vincent too)


A brief visit from The Python





The mountainous back to climb


A specially strengthened footstool to take our Huge Hero


The hands








The camp voice and laugh


Eames' amusement





The handcuff handshake


And the rough handling we'd all love to experience.

They are indeed back with a bang! And with the "doink-doinks"! With dates that are from just last week.

Causes for Celebration and Sadness

I hate to rejoice in someone's death, but it's difficult not to be very happy that Osama Bin Laden is dead. He should be happy, too - now he must be with all those virgins he encouraged others to commit suicide missions for.


His death did push the death of a much-loved son of Britain down the running order, however. Yesterday, Our 'Enry - heavyweight boxer Henry Cooper - also died, aged 76. He was a lovable character, always gentlemanly and full of cockney charm. The main obstacle to his becoming world champion was that his eyes (or more properly his eyebrows) used to bleed very easily, and many a fight he might otherwise have won was stopped because of it. He was British and European champion for many years. In 2000 he was knighted, thus becoming Sir Henry Cooper.



Henry's greatest achievement was using his famed left hook to floor Cassius Clay, before the young American boxer had become world champion and then changed his name to Muhammad Ali.

Henry had an identical twin brother, George, also a boxer, though less successful, who died almost exactly a year ago.

The Good Gambler

Unlike Donald Trump, Britain's most famous gambler and casino owner, John Aspinall, put his fortune into something really worthwhile. He bought a couple of country estates in Kent, in south east England, and dedicated them to the preservation of endangered species. He died in 2000, but his legacy lives on in the Aspinall Foundation, which owns and runs the two wild animal parks I regularly visit and post about, Howletts and Port Lympne. He is actually buried at Howletts.

I went on one of my jaunts there today.

They breed gorillas successfully and have reintroduced some into the wild on their huge reserve in gabon. I wonder if these two babies and playful youngster will ever return to the wild?



The North China leopard is severely endangered (I wonder what parts they like to use in their medicine?) They have a pair that have produced a couple of cubs, but they are all very shy and difficult to see.


They recently had a twin elephant birth, though sadly one died. I think this tiny creature under its mother's trunk must be the remaining twin.


I've never seen elephants crashed out like this before. They were on a slope, which must make it easier for them to get themselves up again.


The Sumatran tiger female couldn't run away with her food, as they'd tethered it. She looks big until...



...you see the Siberian male - Malchek is possibly the biggest tiger in the world.



Anyone fancy flossing his teeth for him?



I guess you can afford to be this relaxed when you are the top of the top predators.

Ruthless Rhyme

Tender-Heartedness

Billy, in one of his nice new sashes,

Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes;

Now, although the rom grows chilly,

I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy.

NOT the Pants Python

Unfortunately.

Prince Harry

Many people have him down as their favourite Prince, above his brother.

Others are sure he's the result of his mother's indiscretion with Captain James Hewitt.

Here's the good Captain:



Here's the naughty Prince:

Not much resemblance between him and the father whose name is on his birth certificate, is there? I know who my money's on.

Conspiracy Theory?

Or just plain racism?
(I know that my fellow V-vixens, and the man we adore, are not counted among those I am about to lampoon, so please accept my apologies in advance and don't be offended.)

This man, who can afford the best fake hair on the planet, settles for this:

And then he expects people to accept his racist rantings (carefully? disguised as patriotism) that Barack Obama was not born in the US.

But worse - apparently 25% of Americans think he's right!

Presumably they are part of the 50% of Americans who believe they have been abducted by aliens. The outer-space kind of alien. This would appear to be acceptable.

Whereas the kind of alien they are stupid - or racist - enough to believe their president to be is not acceptable.

America, you should know that the rest of the civilised world thinks you are barking. And tars decent, right-thinking Americans with the same brush.

Bath Time!

How to be wet all over instead of just...well, use your imagination!

A Hard Day's Night

Not Eight Days A Week, Music Wench, that was Alma Cogan. Though Peter Sellers did a few Beatles covers. But this is the best - in the style of Richard III.

Big Boy

Could I try to make that grow a bit more for you, sir?

Look what I found on YouTube

After watching a programme about George Martin, The Beatles' record producer, which included Peter Sellers' great cover of A Hard Day's Night, I was thinking about another cover, by the singer Alma Cogan, who released Eight Days A Week. She was huge in Britain in the 50s going into the 60s, dying at the age of just 34 of stomach cancer.

She features at the end of this clip, but the wonderful John Lennon is the main feature:

Huh?

Every week, when I do my "big shop" at the supermarket, I buy flowers in memory of my departed pets. This dates from the day after my first pussy cat loss, in 1991, when a neighbour bought me some flowers after my Biggles died.

This is the kind of sight that confronts me as I walk into whatever store I'm visiting - hordes of colourful blooms:

Today, almost the only thing left was a selection of half dead bunches dotted around some empty buckets. Where have all the flowers gone (long time passing...)?

Gone to street parties every one? I wonder. I don't know of any going on, perhaps there's just one really big one near this particular supermarket.

I managed to snag one decent bunch of yellow carnations tipped with dark red. Kitties and birdies will be remembered appropriately.

Meanwhile, does anyone out there have any plans to celebrate the royal nuptials? I'm sorry the only openly London-living V-blogger will be dsappointing the royalists among you by not going to central London and Westminster Abbey to record the event for the blog.

Or am I?...

Quick feel, anyone?

Or preferably a slow, leisurely one?

More Starkers Stranger

Which bit to salivate over? The shoulders, the chest, the shapely leg? The whole deal?

The Naked Stranger

More popular requests filled with a selection of pictures from Hotel Paradise. Today - the kiss mark we would all have loved to leave:

"There's no way we're getting D'Onofrio'd"

Just heard this line on Psych. They're working on the death of a soldier and the head of the military base told them there would be "consequences" to their conduct.

Gus thought he'd come back with soap wrapped in a towel, hence Shaun's comment.

Just thought I'd share the most interesting thing I've ever seen or heard in an episode of this lame programme (which I'm only watching 'cos there's absolutely nothing else on for me to lose concentration on while I'm on the computer!)