Here, he tries to teach people how these relative measurements work.
Here are Det. Eames and I demonstrating how long your arms have to be to read a book if you are very myopic.
It's like looking through a telescope. You look through the wrong end, and "things" may look this big...
...when in fact they are this big.
Something this large in girth...
...may look like this, or even smaller.
If it looks as if it is as long as over there to here, it's probably mine.
See how far back from the toilet I have to stand to take a leak?
Now, they say that cold showers can reduce size. I wonder if it's also true of cold cream?
Now, excuse me for a moment while I reach under the desk and make some adjustments. Would one of my Vixens please like to give me a hand?
All clear now? Good!
8 comments:
Val. that was hilarious. A cracking post.x
Oh! Oh! (i raising my hand excitedly) I volunteer Bobby! Pick me! Pick me!
I love it when he 'demonstrates' his theories....and if he'd like to 'demonstrate' them on me....
An another funny post! Cheers!
OUCH! I bumped my head on the underside of the desk! ;p lol
Much clearer now thank you....
If anyone wants me I'll be helping Bobby :-D
Great lesson! If only he would give individual private tuition in my home.
I can't stop staring at him in that blue shirt ... with bicep bulging. *sigh*
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