Sex Education Class

When I worked in a school for children with emotional and behavioural difficulties, I had a class of two 16-year-old boys to give a sex education lesson to.

First Matt informed me that when he first grew pubic hair, he thought you had to shampoo it like the hair on your head.

Then Ian asked about the number of women's orifices. He knew there should be three, but "I've examined my girlfriend and I could only find two"....!!!!

I bet that girlfriend had a good time.

(Pauses to imagine being examined by the lovely Vincent D'Onofrio with those magic hands.)