Life and Vincent

Feigned surprise. Just waiting for the eyebrow wiggle.

When I was a child, we had yearly visits at primary school from the River Police. They had a flipchart of colour pictures showing the danger...

Two for one. Bobby doesn't know whether to look at the blonde's face... ...or her boobs:

A couple of weeks ago I mentioned that the government was planning to close Accident and Emergency and Maternity at my local hospital. It...

Did I surprise you, sweetheart, when I appeared naked in front of you like that?

I love Chinoiserie, especially the scenes where Bobby's having so much fun. It was on last night, and I smiled all over again, just lik...

Bobby looks like he's about to swear.

Just saw this on Cheezburger and had to share - it made me cry with laughter.

Last night there was a fascinating documentary on Channel 4 about two brothers suffering from a form of the genetic condition Leukodystrophy...

Back to basics. Woof!

This is a bit like that pose when he was a guest on that show with the fake Hillary Clinton before the 2008 election. Would have spilled the...

What's Bobby thinking here? Answers on a postcard, please...

Bobby offers us his neck and chin to nibble.

Bobby's in the spotlight, where he belongs (after he's got out of my bed...)

Here it is, off the north-west coast of Australia, but in French waters - the amazing Sandy Island: https://maps.google.co.uk/maps?ll=-19...

Bobby looks worried - or did he just burp?

Yes, I will tell you whatever you ask, Det. Gorgeous.

Most people have heard of the Red Arrows aerial display team, but the Red Devils aerobatic parachute regiment are less well known. The o...

"Congratulations! It's Post 3900!"

"So I tried to fit a boob in each hand, but Val's just too well-endowed."