Life and Vincent

On this day in 1973, at the tender age of 20, I took the plunge and married my university sweetheart. Of course, I hadn't yet graduated,...

Pressed up against the wall by Bobby...mmm. Reminds me of that scene in Entertaining Mr Stone. God bless Wendy/Portia.

Just give me that Chief of Detectives for five minutes, and he'll regret how he treated Bobby.

At midnight, an order came into force from several water companies banning the use of hosepipes. This is one of them, and it's the one t...

Baby's had enough - leave him alone!

Now leave him alone, you bastards - I've worn him out!

This is our illustrious Secretary of State for Education, Michael Gove. Or it may be Mr Bean. Anyway, he is meant to be in charge of educati...

I have dozens of pictures of Bobby tied to this table. At my mercy...

My beautiful boy Shelley would have been 21 today. He's been gone for more than 18 months, but I still miss him every day.

Noooooo! He knows what's coming, and he's scared! This actually wasn't the best picture to illustrate this, but the other one wo...

Words fail me.

If he was on top of me, he could wear any expression he wanted.

Ooh, what a look! Didn't some idiot once say Vincent only had one expression? Like to see them on the receiving end of this one!

That's what we have at Universal Channel UK. I wrote to them about the old "bitch gone in the teeth" quote, and have just rece...

How strong do you have to be to resist a truth serum?

When I got Jaspa and Amber, I estimated that Jaspa was probably a week or so older than Amber, so I gave them birthdays a week apart. This m...

Tethered. What wouldn't I do to him if I had him in chains...

After "13 years of Tory misrule" in 1964 Britain finally elected a Labour government under Harold Wilson. People didn't like o...

Psychotic break complete.

You have to hand it to our wonderful Government - they insist we are "all in this together" (ie. the recession) in spite of eviden...