Life and Vincent

If he was on top of me, he could wear any expression he wanted.

Ooh, what a look! Didn't some idiot once say Vincent only had one expression? Like to see them on the receiving end of this one!

That's what we have at Universal Channel UK. I wrote to them about the old "bitch gone in the teeth" quote, and have just rece...

How strong do you have to be to resist a truth serum?

When I got Jaspa and Amber, I estimated that Jaspa was probably a week or so older than Amber, so I gave them birthdays a week apart. This m...

Tethered. What wouldn't I do to him if I had him in chains...

After "13 years of Tory misrule" in 1964 Britain finally elected a Labour government under Harold Wilson. People didn't like o...

Psychotic break complete.

You have to hand it to our wonderful Government - they insist we are "all in this together" (ie. the recession) in spite of eviden...

Thinks: "Where did this brick come from?"

Gratuitous butt shot.

Anyone in the UK with a branch of The Works near them who doesn't yet have Fires Within can get a reall bargain - it's on sale there...

Bobby does his naughty little boy act. I suppose he didn't get much chance to do it when he really was a little boy.

Don't worry, I haven't forgotten to give you the latest lion cub update. With a 2-hour wait to get as far as to buy a ticket for the...

It'a sublime. It speaks directly to your soul and your intellect. It satisfies every part of your mind and being. It calms the savage be...

I can't help thinking that after this outburst, Bobby was lucky Ross came to his rescue later on!

Remember Anti-Thesis? Who could forget Bobby's first encounter with SWMNBN/Old Heart-in-a-box? Then there's the confusion of Mark Ba...

Bobby looks distraught when he finds out the cause of the vulnerable inmate's death.

When I got Jaspa I identified her as a him, and called her Jasper. The vet had already given her a complete set of jabs before noticing, whe...

Bobby is so pleased to find he has a nephew.