Great Castrating Skankky

These days the formerly tit-flashing nude-romping flash-it-all-on-screen actress, who was fortunate enough to bed our Vincent and reproduce with him, no longer bares her all on screen so much as uses her voice in radio broadcasts. In the last year or so she has narrated some programmes, and a couple of weeks ago she was one of the named (and often mispronounced!) stars of BBC Radio 4's week-long dramatisation of the late Vasily Grossman's novel Life and Fate, an almost-lost novel from the Soviet era. Kenneth Branagh and David Tennant co-starred.

Now, this week, she is reading the Book of the Week, The Castrato and his Wife, by Helen Berry. Much of the first episode on Monday involved her narrating the process of castrating young boys to preserve their voices. She didn't bat an audible eyelid.

Maybe castrating men is what she's all about. Perhaps that's why, after all this time, she still slags off our Vincent. Luckily he's too much of a man for her to have any effect.