The Thirteenth Floor

Or Passe Virtuel, as my French version is called.

Don't ask.

What sound does a giraffe make?

This was the question someone posed in the Notes and Queries section of The Guardian newspaper last week.

This week the answer came - none! They are the only animal that has no vocal cords!

I never knew that.

The Velocity of Gary

Eat my face off, big boy!

Claire Dolan

Poor, dear, sweet Elton. Aaahhhh!