Friday, June 11, 2010

The Unvarnished Truth

"See? Right there it says every sane woman in the universe loves me."

"This is so boring! I just want to talk about my Vixens."

"But you cannot make me work overtime tonight, I have a date with Val."

"Look, there it is in my diary."

"It drives my girls crazy if I sit like this, with something held in front of me."

"On the other hand, it turns them on when I get physical with a man."


9 comments:

  1. humina humina humina!!! Although I believe if you look really hard at the diary, the date is actually with me.

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  2. I think if you look at that diary he's not got an empty night(or bed) for a very very long time :-)

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  3. Yes, it will take him a VERY long time to get through every one of us in the universe! Especially when we'd all lock the door and never let him go!

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  4. "...get physical with a man." Now you're speaking my language, Val!

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  5. Anonymous11:39 pm

    Okay let's not have a Vixen cat fight over Bobby. Everybody form an orderly line behind ME!

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  6. No Beverly behind me.x

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  7. Anonymous12:41 pm

    Excuse me, I'm at the front of the line!

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  8. Calm down, Vixens! There will be for everyone! Our man is generous and tough!(I hope so!)

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  9. I think you all need to let go of the silly dream of ever getting a chance with him.
    I'm NOT letting him outta my bedroom!

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