Inspired by JoJo

I'm sure you all visit JoJo's blog, but just in case there's someone who is missing out, she has done a great post about something she found in a catalogue:

http://tahomabeadworks.blogspot.com/

It reminded me of a true story I was told when I was a student.

There were regular weekend buses from the campus in Lancaster to various places around the country, and I used the London one every couple of weeks. I got to know some of the drivers pretty well, and one, Mad Jack, had so many stories to tell, the journey always passed quickly. (Of course, one of the reasons for this was that he adjusted the coach so it would go at 80mph...the limit on the motorways being 70.)

He was a St John's Ambulance Brigade volunteer (for non-UK readers, this is an organisation that trains and provides voluntary first-aiders for public events, and some ambulance and other support services) and used to work sometimes in Accident and Emergency at the local hospital.

One day, a young man was brought in with a severely lacerated penis. Jack managed to get the reason out of him.

The young man had been feeling a bit sexy, and decided to pleasure himself using a milk bottle.


When he became aroused, he got stuck, panicked, and smashed the bottle on the kitchen table.

Ouch!

*Jack was the joker who took a white stick from Lost Property, put on his shades, and had someone "guide" him to the driver's seat of the bus.

The passengers got off.*