Suck Off

That's what I said to the subtitles that I was having trouble turning off. Then the French-dubbed version started playing. By the time I'd got it all sorted out, there was only about enough time to cap the first half hour or so.

Please to kiss my head like that.

You can catch me, I won't run fast.

Just look at the big arms, and the not-too-hairy armpits. Bless.

I think this is the biggest I've ever seen his eyebrows.

What a long streak of sex on legs.

That tiddly little nose - Pucci's is already bigger, and the nose never stops growing.

I just love him as an ordinary family man.

It's the best acting he's ever done. I mean, Vincent playing ordinary?

Any suggestions for other places to put those L-O-N-G middle fingers?

'Scuse me, Mrs Cobb - the most interesting thing to look at in the whole wide world is

on your right.