Wednesday, December 31, 2008

English for Advanced Users

Actually, it's a bit of basic use of Cockney Rhyming Slang.

I thought I'd retell my adventures at the zoo using a few words that used to be common currency in London, but are sadly falling into disuse.

"On Monday, as it was really brass monkeys, my boat got really red. I went to have a butchers at the titfers. I fancied a pint down at the rub-a-dub but I settled for a cup of Rosie."

Need a hand translating?

boat = boat race = face
butchers = butcher's hook = look
titfer = tit-for-tat = hat
rub-a-dub = rub-a-dub-dub = pub
Rosie = Rosie Lee = tea

All clear? Good!

3 comments:

  1. my goodness! i thought internet "talk" was bad enough!!everything cut down to just letters!!

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  2. You forgot "Trouble and Strife Wife". hahahahaha Learned that one from "To Sir with Love". ;P

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  3. Thanks for the mini lesson on British slang! Very "colorful!" LOL

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