This is the episode that featured Sarah Palin:
And Bobby kneeling over her dead body.
Just how bloody kissable are those lips?
Bobby checks on where Val is as he tries to buy her a surprise gift for Christmas.
Then he helps an old guy dig his own grave.
Bobby surrenders to the aliens preparing to beam him up into their spaceship.
The strong arm of the law.
The beautiful back of the Bobby.
How is it again that he can make something as unprepossessing as this sludge green shirt
Bobby parts his lips in preparation for his kiss for the winner
of the Snog Bobby contest.
If you would like to win this prize, please write on a post (not a postcard) your reasons why you think we should choose you.
Bear in mind that "we" means me, and I have every reason to award the prize to myself, so your entry must be VERY compelling.
I think I should win the prize. Here is why. I will tell Vincent that the one woman he needs to have a roll in the hay with is Val. I will be very convincing, he will believe me, and be off to your place in no time. After you are finished with him, you will let me have a go at him, because you are a wonderful, kind - hearted person.
ReplyDeleteYour case has much merit. I will take it under advisement ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL If I said I'd do what Mauigirl says she will, I'd be lying because even if I had the best intentions, when face to face with the man, I'd probably lose all self-control and jump him right on the spot.
ReplyDeleteOh, guess I didn't make a very good case for myself, did I? LOL
Oh and wouldn't it be nice if it were Sarah Palin in this episode? The woman just won't go away. Word from my friends in Alaska is that a bunch of Hollywood types are there trying to get her interested in doing a talk show!
I should be The Winner of this prize because:
ReplyDelete1) I'd tell him he's my most favoritest akter in The Whole Wide World.
2) My most favoritest food is Mystic Pizza and I am not a Thumbsucker anymore.
3)I live on the 13th Floor which is Good Luck (just down the hall from The Newton Boys, that was a Happy Accidents, cuz they is SO cute...Nunzio's my most favoritest of them all).
4) I promise we would never Break Up because I do not have a Crooked Hearts.
5)I wear Red Sneakers and have a Impostor of him on my Chelsea Walls.
6)My dog Guy doesn't Bark.
7)Sherlock (my pet python) likes to eat Subways....he lives in The Cell all day and only comes out when we play Naked Tango on my Player.
8) I would bring him Good Luck and I think he's Mr. Wonderful.
9)I don'ts live to far from the Salton Sea so, he just has to take Pelham 123 to get to my building, Hotel Paradise.
10)After I gots done Investorgateing him, i'd send him to you because you are a Household Saint.
Apart from not being able to compete with Fuzzytweetie and her brilliant answer, there is no way I deserve the prize anyway...I'm much too selfish to share :-p
ReplyDeleteI'd love to beam him up onto my spaceship and perform sexperiments on him.
ReplyDeleteWow! Fuzzytweetie really pulled out all the stops! But alas, none of you shall be able to act on your prize winner status anyway, as I have already kidnapped him and plan to hold him as my captive sex slave until they start taping season 9! LOL
ReplyDeletenot fair, snark! :P
ReplyDeletecan we discuss a ransom payment?
ReplyDeleteThat was a tremendously good answer, Fuzzytweetie, but on the grounds that Bobby would want to be the smartest half of the snogging pair, I award the prize to - heck, I can't award it to me, as I'm an unbearable pedant!
ReplyDeleteDamn. Any jibbering idiots out there who want to make a mindless entry?
(jumping up and down.....waving and screaming...)
ReplyDeleteI really am a jibbering, mindless idiot, that was my alter ego, I swear!
OK then, you can have the snog.
ReplyDeleteYou have to arrange it yourself though...
Hi Val
ReplyDeleteCan you tell me what episode this is from? OH MY GOD he looks hot in that ugly green shirt!!!
Thanks
(Jumps up and down yelling weeeeee!!!!)
ReplyDeleteMy Fires Within are smoldering!!
(HAPPY DANCE...HAPPY DANCE)
tricia, False-Hearted Judges S3
ReplyDeleteThanks Jazzy!
ReplyDeleteIt seems like all we get here in the states, at least in MY state, are seasons 1,2,3 and 7. I have yet to see any from 4,5 or 6. S4 starts next Monday though, I can't wait!!!!