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Mis-Labeled?By val(val) Well, yes - it was supposed to be a cop show, but in my opinion it was a Vincent D'Onofrio feast.life and vincent - http://life-and-vincent.blogspot.com/
Perhaps you have even visited once or twice, in which case you will know I am one of your biggest fans (I would say THE biggest, but there are a lot of ladies - and some gentlemen - who deserve to share the accolade with me, and they might do me a mischief if I tried to hog ALL the limelight).
We all love your brilliant acting; we have as many of your films as we can find. Especially the ones in which you appear naked. (Actually it sometimes seems impossible to find films in which you are actually clothed).
We adore your performances in Law and Order: Criminal Intent and are delighted that you are going to continue to make this programme (because you really do make it, be sure of that!)
I hope you are not offended by my tendency to cater to the baser tastes of the Vincent D'Onofrio fans who call themselves (OURselves) Vincent Vixens. We all adore your acting, not just your groin.
Just because we drool over your back, shoulders
front
hands, arms, wrists
feet
face, hair, nose, eyes, eyelashes, mouth, teeth, ears, jaw, eyebrows, stubble
neck
legs
butt
does NOT mean we do not appreciate the finer points of your acting ability. Ann always insists it's your brain that interests her. We may even believe her (though she did try her hand at the zip of the Boby Goren trousers I bought off Ebay) and we even understand. But we are keen for you to know that we love the whole package (no not THAT package JoJo and Julie - though actually, yes, that package as well).
So, if you would care to let us know how you feel about our adoration, indeed if you have a moment for us to feel you in adoration, I know that Eliza, Diane, Tess and all the other fine, upstanding people who dream about you all night AND all day, hoping that YOU will be upstanding too... Damn, I've lost my thread. Anyway, we all want to meet you and have sex with you, sorry, discuss your brilliant acting career with you. If you could just make arrangements for the US bunch to visit you in New York, and for the UK/European contingent to experience your gorgeousness next time you are in London or thereabouts, we would be eternally grateful. Really. We would show it in all sorts of ways. Repeatedly. And for as long as you would let us.
With much love on behalf of your adoring fans in blogdom.
Val.
13 comments:
Thank you for that Val..you put so well what we all want to say...the pictures aren't bad either :-D
Well said Val - Among other glories, I find myself particularly drawn to the picture of Bobby dragging someone off that fence *sighs*
Oh yes Val, we do adore him in each and every way that we are able to do so, there is something about this man, but I just can't seem to put "my finger" on it, or my hand either. If he decides to offer himself up to us, well by age I will be first in line LOL. Oh my what a Man!!!!! Love your address to him too. Jean
Val, your eloquence is matched only by the beauty of the subject matter himself. You go, girl!
When I was a young girl, we were told that one of our worst sins was having impure thoughts. WELLLLLL.....BLESS ME, FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED!!! Over and over and over and over. Thank you, Val, for providing the opportunity to sin on a daily basis. Amen!
Dear Christine-
Love your comments-
Dear Val-
I have a copy of "The Naked Stranger" on tape that I bought on e bay and I don't remember that shot of him sitting on the headboard of the bed-
Will have to check that out because what a great shot-
And Oh, I think you forgot his chin, also-
Regi.
*lol* awesome post. and true in every word. :)
Val: you rock girl... what a post
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Yes, hands up Bobby, I confess, I did unzip your trousers, seductively I hasten to add, but I'm sure I would not have been so bold if they were adorning your beautiful body...
... and I do love your brain. As wonderful as sexual stimulation is and you are every thinking woman's fantasy fuel, something has to be said for intellectual stimulation too. There is so much to learn and I am a willing pupil on all levels ;>)
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Thank you for this Val... I am beaming from ear to ear
lotsa luv ann xxxx
I am in awe of him and this post! Val you have done one fine job:)
Very, very clever and funny too! And you anticipated my, and Julie's, inevitable package joke too. Well done Val! One of your best! :D
ooh GOD. His chest is absolutely begging me to lick it and kiss it, linger on his nipples, run my tongue down to his groin and go to work there.
oh, shit, sorry everyone, I forgot for an instant I was posting on the world wide web.
hee hee Val. He is the whole package w/a lovely package. kinda like those dolls that you keep opening up and finding another doll.
EEEK! Now there's only half pictures of him here too (Sobs!)
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