Keep your shirt on!

Actually, I wish you'd take it off. But meanwhile I'll settle for you in your shirtsleeves. Could anything be finer? Your shoulders are just the right width for perfect hunkiness. your chest is broad and manly. When you cross your arms, you look divine. Your back - well, I'm speechless. And that shot of your beautiful butt as you walk away...you are the most tantalising man on earth. Please don't keep all your handsome assets under wraps. We'll book the hotel room. We'll even pay for the flight. All you have to do is be there and give each of us in turn a little treat...