Perfectly In Proportion

When I was measuring Vincent's inside leg for Diane (on a pair of trousers, not the man, unfortunately) I started to think about men being in proportion.

There are those with legs too short for long bodies. They look like gorillas and their knuckles nearly drag on the ground.

There are those with legs too long for short bodies. My dad was like that. He was of average height, and taller than my mother, when standing, but when he sat down he was quite a bit shorter than her.

Then there are those with legs the right length for their bodies.

Then there's Vincent D'Onofrio.

Woof!








































Of course, there are parts of him which are not in proportion, and we are glad about, like his hands and (we hope) his endowment...

Woof, woof!