Life's not easy for a wildlife photographer

Privilege - Day 4

Which part appeals to you most in this photo? The hair? The chin? The eyes? The nose? The ears? The lips? The neck? The lot?

Poppy and Pansy Update

My friend who arranged the adoption of my lovely hens has sent me this picture of them with the cockerel, and bossy Henrietta in the background.

Good to see Poppy hasn't lost any weight!



I do miss them though.

Nuts!

I wasn't looking at the TV screen when this ad came on, but the voice was impossible to mistake.



Can't forgive him for what he did to Leonard.

Privilege - Day 3

"Max, play nice." I'll play any way you like, Bobby, and you can call me Max if it helps...

Privilege - Day 2

Can I help you run your fingers through those curls, darling?

Damp Squib

I only heard today about Oban in Scotland's slight mishap with their November 5th firework display. The show should have lasted about 20 minutes, but it was all over in less than a minute. Enjoy a big Flash Bang:



Actually, I think the unofficial ones are even more gobsmacking:



Today they were going to have a rerun. Haven't heard yet how it went, but I bet it wasn't as dramatic as the one that went wrong.

Nearly a Loser

I heard an interesting programme on the radio this afternoon about what film directors used to do to show they were not allowed creative freedom on a project and were unhappy with the final result. From 1968 to 2000 they would replace their own name in the credits with the name Alan Smithee. This signalled to members of the Directors' Guild in the US and its UK equivalent that they had not been allowed to do their own thing with the material.

One of the directors they interviewed was the (unexpectedly English) Alex Cox, who directed the big V in The Winner. Apparently the film came in under budget, and the studio went over his head and replaced his choice of music with some cheap and nasty stuff they commissioned themselves to use up the money inhouse. Cox felt it completely ruined the feel of the film, and almost used the time-honoured alias in the credits. I wonder if our man knew?

Privilege - Day 1

How to make a Vixen melt: Just give her a look like this

The War At Home - Day 7

Sad, thoughtful Bobby.

Bobby was wrong!

Whenever I see Cherry Red, which was on last night, I am always disappointed at Bobby's assumptions and assertions about the victim Kate. He tells Eames she was right-handed because her gums were more worn on the left side, and right-handed people brush more vigorously on the left side. He then applies that nugget to her descent of the stairs - "She would have been coming down the right side of the staircase".

Well, I'm right-handed, and I descend the stairs on the left whenever I can. So Bobby was wrong. HE IS FALLIBLE.

He is human!

He is gorgeous.

The War At Home - Day 6

Serious, thoughtful and seriously thoughtful. Love him.

Calendar 2012

Unsurprisingly, it has a Season 6 theme.

The War At Home - Day 5

Such a sweet, gentle smile.

The War At Home - Day 4

"Anyone care to kiss my neck?"

Watch out for the stampede!

The War At Home - Day 3

Caring son...offering his neck for me to nuzzle and kiss.

Unfair!

Earlier in the year I wote to The Guardian newspaper to ask them to include Vincent in their Birthdays column. They didn't. Since then, they have included Eric Bogosian and Jeff Goldblum.
On November 8th they even included someone called Parker Posey.

WHO???

She!

Never seen her, never heard of her.

I've emailed the paper again, and I'm pretty sure I've been kissed off. So, Vixens, how about a campaign? Just email reader@guardian.co.uk to suggest his inclusion. I mentioned some of his most noted films, and of course Criminal Intent. Maybe if enough of us nudge them, they might just think, "Ah, this man has a following, let's put his birthday in our column."

Most of the people they currently include are even more obscure than Parker Posey, and of less interest than the most uninteresting person you can think of.

Come on, Vixens, you know we can do this!

The War At Home - Day 2

Don't frown, darling. Let me smooth that brow for you.

The War At Home - Day 1

Poor Bobby! There's a lot more sdaness to come, darling.

Masquerade - Day 7

Relentless.

And delicious.