Latest News From Madi

I think it's fair to say that we've all been worried about Madi. She found herself in a problem situation that seemed to have no solution. Every avenue she explored to get the proper paperwork needed her to present her passport - which she had to send to the Home Office, and has yet to receive back. So she couldn't earn money, nor could she return home.

Well, she advertised work on a shop noticeboard, and has received the offer of a cleaning job which will tide her over. It's not exactly a career, it isn't even really a living, but at least it has given her some hope that things might yet work out.

She thanks everyone again for their good wishes and help.

Blue Shirt

I felt like some Pilgrim Perfection.

Plane Crash

At 2.30 yesterday afternoon, a Cessna crashed into a house in Farnborough, Kent, killing all five people on board. Apparently the pilot struggled valiantly to steer the plane away from a housing estate, and tried to crash into nearby woodland, but he didn't quite make it, crashing into a house instead.

By great good fortune, the owners were away, and no-one on the ground was killed or injured.

The house is just a few streets from a huge hospital (one of the group at which I had an operation 4 years ago) and it doesn't bear thinking about what might have been the consequences if the brave pilot had not managed to avoid it and the crowded housing estate.

F.P.S.

Sometimes it's not till you start capping an episode that you realise just how much groin/hand/eyelash action there is in it.

Here is one such episode.





























































































































































And so we come to The Goren Grey Suit and Groin Show, a stimulating series of 29 pictures to titillate and entice.