I actually used the word "shibboleth" the other day. 
Gotta love that profile. And the hair - wish he'd stop letting himself be scalped.

Welcome to the world of the Vincent D'Onofrio obsessed - and a bit of real life thrown in.

 Look, mum, I'm awake, mum, MUM!
Look, mum, I'm awake, mum, MUM!
 I caught this giant yellow worm, but I can't get it out of the ground.
I caught this giant yellow worm, but I can't get it out of the ground.
 It's mine now. Damn, dropped it!
It's mine now. Damn, dropped it!
 Got it back! Now to turn a hose into a sprinkler!
Got it back! Now to turn a hose into a sprinkler!
 While those immature idiots play, I think I'll take a drink from mum and dad's bath.
While those immature idiots play, I think I'll take a drink from mum and dad's bath.
 I think this is my best side.
I think this is my best side.
 At last, I've got rid of them so I can have a preen. Honestly, a mother's work is never done.
At last, I've got rid of them so I can have a preen. Honestly, a mother's work is never done.