Interesting visit to the breast clinic today. Apparently my nipples have died. The surgeon nipped off my nipples and booked me in for further surgery next Monday.
He's talking about reconstructing them or tattooing them on later. But I told him from the start I didn't care about losing the nipples, it was all about reducing size, not aesthetics.
Thing is, he's more upset than I am. Apparently he's never had this problem before, even though he warns about it.
Well, he's never operated on me or my unlucky family before. If it can go wrong...