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Big Girls' Bras

Today I went to a bra-fitting studio. I expected to be measured and told how very wrong my current bra size is.

But the fitter worked "by eye". She never judged my old bra. I imagine she's used to such things.

I left with two Panache bras, a lilac bra in this style (whose name is Tango):


and one pale pink and one cream in this style - "Eliza" (sorry hon).

(Does that left boob look much bigger to you?)

There was a lot of choice of colours, which I didn't expect.

I also didn't expect to go in a 44G and come out a 36K.

Nibble, Nuzzle

Nice!

"Sit down and shut up!"

Who's The Daddy?

You may remember my previous posts about the gorillas at London Zoo. First, in December 2008, silverback Bobby died of a heart attack. Last November, Yeboah arrived from France, a popular young male who hadn't yet developed his silver back. Then in March, he too died suddenly, apparently of diabetic shock. He hadn't been known to be diabetic.

When the keepers found out that the youngest female, Mjukuu, was pregnant by Yeboah, they realised they'd have to find a new male quickly. The girls need a male to keep them a cohesive group, or the other females might kill the baby. The new male must arrive in time to be hoodwinked into believing that the baby might be his, or he might kill the baby.

They've settled on this handsome boy, 11-year-old Kesho from Dublin Zoo.

They're hoping he will arrive by the end of the month, and will be introduced to the girls soon enough to try and mate with Mjukuu and then accept her baby as his. Luckily, gorillas aren't known as accomplished in counting! Mjukuu is due to deliver in October.

Her baby will be the first at the zoo for 20 years.

Can't wait!!!

A Manly Man

And he isn't Masquerading.

Oh what a pair of shocks

The first was awful. There I was driving down to see my cousins, listening to the radio, when the dreaded Fly was introduced as a guest on the mid-week chat show. AAAARGH! There was only mention of his role on the London stage - and his crappy films, of course, and a bit about his parents and his music - but nothing about LOCI. I didn't know whether to be happy or sad about this.

Then I get home and log on and find the second (cheerful) shock - old bug-eyes is departing what used to be a great show that he ruined. I imagine he gave instructions not to mention the show. Not that it has a very high profile over here, of course.

Not in the Kamasutra

Jazzy liked the "hanging from the doorway" position in my K for Kamasutra post. I thought those of you who have not come across it before might like the full limerick whence it came:

There was a young lady from Norway

Who hung by her toes from the doorway.

She told her young man,

Who was on the divan,

"I think I have found one more way."

Longing for the Lovely, Lanky, Luscious Lady's Man

I Won The Euromillions Lottery!

A whole £6.30.

Keen on the Kamasutra

This album is a complete mess. Somehow I managed to upload two sets from the same episode with the same numbers, and they alternate, but from different parts of the episode.

Bobby, of course, is sex on legs (back, stomach, hanging from the doorway) and his big broad shoulders absolutely send me.