That's Handy

Whether on their own or combined with other parts of him, whether gloved or (gasp!) naked, those hands are worthy of a fan club dedicated just to them.

"Mmm, that fragrance reminds me where my fingers have been."


You put your left hand in...


The towelette thingy.


The electronic gizmo.


Complete with caller I/D.

Me Want!

I'm in serious trouble. Today at the garden centre, instead of just buying the great garden swing I saw, I wandered on down the outside displays and came upon a new addition - hen houses complete with HENS!!!

Apart from the ones bullying the ones being bullied, they were just adorable. I still have a big hole in my heart from losing my darling Henry last summer, but I could never get another African grey, because it wouldn't be him.

When I was a little kid, my parents kept chickens, and I can just about remember them and the crowing cock. It was still soon enough after the war for a lot of town dwellers still to have some chickens. But I have no idea about looking after them, or what they would need.

I'm drawn towards rescuing some battery hens. Farmers wear them out with constant laying in tiny cages inside artificially lit sheds. Their life is a nightmare. Then they go to be slaughtered.

But there are charities that buy them from farmers and rehome them so they can have a few happy weeks, months or (hopefully) years before meeting a more natural end.

A recovering battery hen.

The trouble is, I would not be able to let them range free except in my presence, and that may not be enough. Also, positioning a henhouse with run might be tricky in my "natural" (ie. overrun) garden, which is "designed" to be a wildlife haven - including foxes...

This is going to take a lot of thought and planning.

So Thoughtful

Don't be jealous, Vixens - Bobby has decided to get me a gift.

"What could I get Val?


I'll phone around to get some ideas.


Maybe she'd like a bit of tongue.


I've searched through this gift list, no luck.


Maybe the tongue with the blue shirt, the shoulders and the eyelashes?


OK, a double helping of groin then.





I could just give her my credit card and let her get something for herself."

You're very generous, sweety, but you don't have to spend a penny. The things you have already offered are plenty for me.

A Very Interesting Person

Challenge of the millennium: choose between the first six pictures. (I think we would all like to offer Bobby some help in managing his little clothes problem...)

A.


B.


C.


D.


E.


F.


Woof!


Purr!

Games

My Season 1 folder is in broadcast order since I renamed it. Sadly, I lost all my slideshows. So from Season 2 on they are in alphabetical order. I could still post them in broadcast order, but I felt like a bit of a change.

I thought I'd play some games with Bobby.

Scissors, paper, stone.

Charades.

Simon says.

Shadow puppets.

Twenty Questions.

Twister.

Bedtime

Come-to-bed eyes.


"Just hold on while I unwrap this condom."


Been-to-bed eyes.


"No, it's only with my Vixens that I play Sardines."


Bobby dreams he's still fondling hot pussy.

Frankly, with fingers like that, he wouldn't even need to use his penis. (Hope he would, though...)

The Waiting Game

Though I've finished Chapter 2 of the story on After Major Case, I'm not going to post it till the weekend. Sorry to make you wait, but I want to make the posts regular, and I may not always have time to polish them ready for publication.

I know some of you may think you already have enough blogs to visit, which is another reason to make the posts less frequent than Life and Vincent, so that those people don't have to keep checking for a new post, and can take their time to read and enjoy.

So, the torture begins now!

Too Gorgeous Too Soon?

"I don't think there'll ever be a better picture of me.


(Sob) I've peaked too early."

Don't worry, Bobby, there may not be a better picture of you out there, but there are plenty as good.

Chapter 1 is up!

The first chapter of the first story on the new blog is up at aftermajorcase.blogspot.com


Get your creative caps on 'cos this is a blog for all of you to show your talents, too.

Sizing Bobby Up

"Val said girth is more important than length.


Luckily I have both.


And a lot more besides."