The Narrows Premiere

Thanks to all those who have published these pictures with and without watermarks. It's great to see him in mufti and looking so fine.

Does it look to anyone else as if his new teeth have gone

a bit wrong here? I like his teeth uneven - as long as

he is not having any problems or pain, I'm happy.

Naked Tango

My apologies for not satisfying my readers' lusts yesterday. After driving down to see my friend's new Abyssinian kitten, I went to a garden centre. I spent ages looking for what I needed - including the wherewithal to make a garden pond in a tub - as well as the large bags of wild bird feed I use in the garden feeders. When I got home (and unable to park near my house, I had to lug my booty halfway along the street) I had to put the pond together before the plants died. There was just enough time to eat before going to the planning meeting for next Tuesday's local assembly.

Now I just heard that the dreaded OFSTED (Office for STandards in EDucation) is visiting my school next Tuesday and Wednesday. So Monday's training day is off, and I have no lessons planned; Tuesday's outing to pick strawberries is off, and I have no lessons planned. And as my lessons are all planned in my planner (no, really?) and that is in school, not to mention I need an actual sheet of paper with a plan on to give the inspector, I suppose the very least I will have to do this weekend is design a lesson plan master sheet.

Not to mention that the assembly I spent so much time planning, I will now be too knackered to attend!

Oh, nearly forgot - the new LOCI G/E episode should arrive from Eliza on Tuesday, AND I WANT TO WATCH IT STRAIGHT AWAY! Boohoo!

Happy days. Time for the hot Cholo.

Nunzio's Second Cousin

I think that one of the most masculine things about him is that he's comfortable kissing other men. Does that sound strange?

Guy

Congratulations to Blogger for completely scrambling the order of my pictures. However, as they are all good enough to eat, I think we'll forgive them this time.

The Velocity of Gary

I was wondering what to do when I'd posted all the films I have my own caps of, and I thought I'd repost my videos, starting with the earliest.

Today I was going to post some Valentino, but all my favourites have just been posted by my fellow bloggers. So I decided to use The Velocity of Lola, my second ever video, in which I used Eliza's pictures 'cos I didn't yet have the film on DVD.



Don't worry, folks, Claire Dolan, Hotel Paradise and Guy will feature in my posts before I go to the rest of my videos, but the best pictures were deleted by PB, so I'll have to plug in my external drive to access them.

The Thirteenth Floor

I'm so glad I finally found out how to turn off subtitles on PowerDVD, 'cos in my early days of VDO film collecting I saw something on Ebay called "Passe Virtuel". I should have realised that it was The Thirteenth Floor. Anyway, as I didn't have a copy of that film, all was not lost. Except for the subtitles.

Well, they are gone. First effort today was the wrong proportions, so I have barely done half the movie, but that's nothing unusual for me.

So without further ado, I welcome you to the Ashton and Whitney Show.

Fishy Story, continued

OK, is the fish in the picture of the Great Skankky alive or dead? (Still can't find an online copy.) Thing is, she's publicising a programme about the good cause of the destruction of tuna and other sealife by the use of the vast mile-long trawl nets. If, as the blurb says, the fish she is holding is a cod, and is dead - well, they're already known to be endangered, so it kind of misses the point.