No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Come on people, get real! I've known this size 15 guy 3 weeks, he's in his 20s, and supports a child in my class. I'm his immediate boss! Not only sexual harrassment, but dirty-old-womanism if I ask him if his dick's in proportion with his feet! Anyway, he's got a very skinny arse in baggy jeans, and no evidence out front of any excessive bulge. Wanting to KNOW is NOT the same as wanting to ASK!

He leaves tomorrow. Next week he starts work answering letters at the Department of Health. Next spring he goes off to Japan, Thailand and some other exotic place or other. So asking would do no lasting harm - except he'd probably die of embarrassment, and I wouldn't be far behind him. So we are all going to have to wonder.

By the way, my opera singer ex-boyfriend was 6'4" and only had size 9 0r 10 feet (US 10 or 11), and he was very well-endowed, so feet aren't really a guide. I think it's a rumour started by men with big feet but small dicks.