Maybe if I try to look mysterious?
I could look up at her adoringly.
Or I could just look cute.
Perhaps if I begged her...
...or kicked in her door.
I might give her a big smile.
No, that didn't work, let's think.
I have an idea.
I'll write her a letter.
I might even try to impress her by giving someone some strongarm treatment.
I'm pretty good at telling jokes.
Flashing some groin usually helps.
I'm running out of ideas.
This is very worrying.
I think I might cry if I don't come up with an answer soon.
How about drawing myself up to my full height?
Or just turning my back on her, pretending I don't care.
Aha! I have it! I'll unbutton my collar and expose my neck. It never fails.
Neither do any of the other things, Bobby. I'm like putty in your hands. You don't have to TRY to get my attention. One day you might have to try to get rid of it though.
I could look up at her adoringly.
Or I could just look cute.
Perhaps if I begged her...
...or kicked in her door.
I might give her a big smile.
No, that didn't work, let's think.
I have an idea.
I'll write her a letter.
I might even try to impress her by giving someone some strongarm treatment.
I'm pretty good at telling jokes.
Flashing some groin usually helps.
I'm running out of ideas.
This is very worrying.
I think I might cry if I don't come up with an answer soon.
How about drawing myself up to my full height?
Or just turning my back on her, pretending I don't care.
Aha! I have it! I'll unbutton my collar and expose my neck. It never fails.
Neither do any of the other things, Bobby. I'm like putty in your hands. You don't have to TRY to get my attention. One day you might have to try to get rid of it though.
15 comments:
How sweet of him to try and go to all that trouble to get your attention. He never does all that for me, he just walks through the door and undresses.
Val, great idea and so cute too!! He would only have to wiggle his little finger and he would have my undivided attention forever. You are very inspiring in your way with words and the lovely pictures. Keep them coming my Dear Friend. Jean
Poor man... Bobby Bobby
you don't have to do all
that to get my attention...
just breathing is enough
Poor Bobby. He works so hard. I think he deserves a looooooooong session of deep-tissue massage ...
I think bobby would catch your attention if he was in a coma!!
Brilliant job Val. Very cleverly written and capped.
Oh isn't he the most delicious man? Just wish he was naked and all mine.
as if he'd need to anything to get your attention...or ours. ann, you're right...just breathing...(heavily...) ooooooooohhhhhh
You're too funny VAl.
This put a big smile on my monday morning, hungover, face:)
I just made reference to you blog on my pic blog, hope you don't mind! http://drowseypics.blogspot.com/
Thanks!
:D Great job Val!!!
Now my Monday is okay.
Luv
Liz
Inspirational Val - even if his very presence would be enough to cause my underwear (and probably me) to spontaneously combust!
I'm SO in love with his sweet little nose (and all the parts of him for which the word 'little' is clearly inappropriate)
Is it this computer or have the pictures all got chopped in half?
Er...I was just going to say that when I passed by earlier, I had all of Bobby (in my dreams!!!), but now there's only half of him.... Nothing to do with your 'link' thing???
Inspired post,Val....I have to agree with everyone else,just breathing is enough to get my attention ;-)
It might just be. If it doesn't get better (like the German hasn't, and no reply from Blogger either) I'll have to delete them, which is a great shame, it took me hours to do!
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